the first theory

cher never ages

cher is old. she's been around for a while. view, if you will, this photo montage via 0code.net put together for her 66th birthday.

perhaps "never aging" is a bit of an overstatement, however, you have to agree that she's not aging at the same rate as the rest of us. how is this youthful look achieved? some credit good gentics. her mother is also very youthful looking. however, there are those of us (or perhaps it's just me) who believe otherwise. we believe she must be a robot of some sort. a robot designed to transcend the ages so that the music of cher will forever bless music fans of the world.